What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”